I have a new job. I'm working in the hospital as a housekeeper.
Today a cute little lady came in the room while I was changing the garbage. She asked if she was supposed to do something with that, pointing to the bag.
I told her I would take care of it.
She replied "Oh good, that takes it off my back"
An aid came in and said "Beverly lets go"
As they left Beverly commented "But where will I put her" speaking of me.
At break yesterday we sat in a room with a hospital bed in it. I said " This would be a good place to take a nap"
My co-workers said "You better not take a nap in here. this is where they store the bodies. They might come and put a sheet over you."
On the way out they showed me a room that used to be an autopsy room & told a story about a lady who laid on the table and sat up as someone came in for supplies scaring her half to death.