Paul Bunyan has been to North Dakota and I have evidence. He seems to have left behind one of his boots.
That's why there aren't many tree's in North Dakota, but something must have scared that big lumber jack out of his whits when he got to Antelope lake because we still have lots of trees. I'm glad his ax didn't have a chance to make prairie land out of our woods.
I do wonder what scared the be jiggers out of Paul enough that he ran off with only one boot.
I have herd tell there where outlaws around these parts back in the day.
If anybody out there sees Paul, let him know we have his boot. We'll keep it safe for him until he makes it back to our neck of the woods.
Just tell the big man to leave his ax at home. We want to keep our trees.