I think we have Christmas gremlins.
or maybe The Grinch who stole Christmas is after us.
Our fireplace is missing
The lights on our tree don't work.
The cards I ordered turned out to be just pictures
That mean old Grinch can't steal the Christmas out of our hearts.
We will still gather around and sing beautiful caroles.
"oogh ah, oogh ah merry Christmas, merry Christmas"